The Scoundrels (unfinished story)

The scoundrels were a downright rancid bunch of devilish rascals. Their pernicious lack of any abstemiousness whatsoever amounted to sheer, unalloyed contumaciousness. It was evident that some kind of Oedipal issue had caused them to rebel, had led them to ABSOLUTE REBELLION. This rebellion, which I caution the reader to NEVER imitate, was so total it led the scoundrels down the pernicious tunnel of crime, flippancy, vapidity, sloth, Attention Deficit Disorder, grifting, and theft. Not to mention the cupidity, lasciviousness, and all around greasy treacherous Janus-faced no-good base deception and Machiavellian will-to-power. Nobody trusted them, obviously, but, being thieves and rascals, the scoundrels were able to trick the unintelligent, dupe the credulous, and fuck-over the clueless. Their Satanic knavery knew no limits, and the ludicrous amount of cronyism, sleaziness, flabbiness, flatulence and dyspepsia in the government made it easy for them to rise to the top of the pops and become veritable captains of industry, influencers and crooked politicians. The libertinage and un-uprightness that emanated from their evil physiognomies, which reeked and shone forth as clear as a bell, like an open book, their corrupt natures, was anathema to all good Christian men, but unfortunately a good man is hard to find. So the scoundrels launched a veritable coup-d'état, and seized control, ignoring all legitimate libertarian and conservative principles and dipping (a dipping that, to them, was utterly delicious) into a fascism decked out with brutality, creating a new Nature of Universal Enslavement.

1. In the Tower of Anarchy

High up in their headquarters the libertine scoundrels dreamed sinister witchcraft, which for them equaled statecraft, why try to disentangle the two? There's good and there's bad and never the twain shall meet.